I bypassed and watched him drink his body weight in shots before he started crying about his ex-girlfriend and then threw up down my shoulder when I was trying to walk him home.
This was around 18 months ago, and he still messages me from time to time with a "hey," or my favourite, "I miss you." Met a guy who seemed to be decent.
Inspired by a reader, Kathryn, we bring you: 2 Minutes in Heaven!
I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.
He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation.
After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.
Needless to say, he went home the next morning, and I've neither talked to or seen him since. Things were going really well, and he eventually almost moved in with me and my family.So he decided he was going to stay that night instead of driving home.This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.Changing up the bedroom routine in a marriage doesn’t have to be hard!
In fact, this simple idea takes two minutes, but it is absolutely heavenly!He seemed pretty normal (good job, intelligent, funny).